God made Beer, or more precise God gave man (and woman) the ability to make beer and it was good. God also told man how to grow tomatoes and how to harvest clams. I have it on good authority that God never EVER told ANYONE to put all three together. So, I can only assume that the devil had his hand in the futuristic beverage named so lovingly "Chelada" or Budweiser and Clamato.
So without further ado, let's get down to sampling this fine beverage.
step one: admiration.
Look at that fine advertising on that can. woo mama.
hmm... gonna drink that whole thing...
Here comes the pour!!!
Oh yeah... let's see if it passes the sniff test... seems ok...
...uhhhhhhhhh......
OH DEAR LORD!! NO!!!! WHY?!?!??!?! <*YACK*> >HEAVE<
HOLY SHIT that is nasty!! Please.. Please. PLEASE DO NOT EVER DRINK THIS!!! I have suffered enough for everyone.
Ok, that is enough for now. I am going to go rinse my mouth out with Killians.
Cheers to GOOD beers.
-_Andy
certified Beer expert
3 comments:
You stupid stupid man. WHY!
Whatever! My dad makes these for hang overs all the time. Take a cold mug, cold beer, clamato and some pepper and there you have my father's chelada. If you actually get one in Mexico, myself I think it is very refreshing but they add some fresh lime juice and salt the rim. Salt makes everything better. Well, so does beer. Cheers.
I'm very glad you tasted that shit and not me. Thanks.
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